Beggardesh goes nuclear!

Pity poor Bangladesh..

Sorry East Pakistan.

Since it’s split from Pakistan in 1971 to become a colony of India the country, dubbed a basket case by Nobel Peace Prize winner Henry Kissinger, has gone from disaster to disaster. To quote: ” problems of overpopulation, hunger, poverty, disease, unemployment, illiteracy and devastating floods. Bangladesh continues to be one of the world’s poorest countries”.

It’s microscopic educated elite (and Faisal Gazi) flees to other lands in search of work.

Richer than Benin!

Though to be fair it is still richer than Benin:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(PPP)_per_capita

143  Papua New Guinea 2,307
144  Kyrgyzstan 2,200
145  Cameroon 2,181
146  Cambodia 2,118
147  Mauritania 2,110
148  Gambia, The 2,032
149  Tajikistan 1,924
150  São Tomé and Príncipe 1,886
151  Chad 1,842
152  Senegal 1,825
153  Côte d’Ivoire 1,683
154  Kenya 1,676
155  Bangladesh 1,585
156  Zambia 1,516
157  Benin 1,446
158  Tanzania 1,417
159  Burkina Faso 1,391
160  Lesotho 1,351
161  Mali 1,272
162  Nepal 1,269
163  Burma 1,256
164  Uganda 1,244
165  Rwanda 1,232
166  Comoros 1,208
167  Haiti 1,163
168  Guinea-Bissau 1,087
169  Guinea 1,049
170  Ethiopia 1,019
171  Mozambique 1,012
172  Madagascar 938
173  Afghanistan 909
174  Togo 863
175  Malawi 821
176  Sierra Leone 810

While Pakistan, the country Beggardesh was liberated from, has also had it’s fair share of problems . Yet since 1971 it has won sporting accolades and become one of the world’s only eight nuclear states.

And Beggardesh? Well they did nearly beat Zimbabwe at cricket once!!

But now at long last Sonar Bengal can hold it’s head up high…as it, like its former master Pakistan, unveils its new top of the range nuclear weapons:

Female nuclear technicians too..how progressive!

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14 Responses to Beggardesh goes nuclear!

  1. qidniz says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  2. Abu Wanabee Arab says:

    This is great but what has happened to the Open Joke Competition? I wanna see where my joke about Gazi’s dead relative ended up!

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  3. Westernese says:

    No wonder Gazi fled

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  4. Dr Shaaz My Boobs says:

    “Since it’s split from Pakistan in 1971 to become a colony of India”

    As a proud Pakistani I’ve never understood why people call the 1971 war the liberation of Bangladesh. In fact it was the liberation of Pakistan!! What else do you call getting rid of a parasitical territory which just sucks money from us and gives nothing in return. What is hypocritical is there are still thousands of Beggardeshis in Pakistan begging and trying to get money ….even after their land became “Independent”

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    • Friends of America (Awami League Indian slave, Beggardesh) says:

      Y Bbs (lk yr tsty sft bbs mn), pls b prd f yr F–kstn bt jst rmmbr sn yr cntry wll b ptty mmry n th wrlds mnd.

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  5. Kiss Ass says:

    Beggardesh continues to be OUR colony- they even admit it themselves!!

    Bangladesh submits totally to Indian hegemony
    http://www.weeklyblitz.net/1955/bangladesh-submits-totally-to-indian-hegemony

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  6. Nina Ahmed says:

    You’re are jackasses.
    Please get your facts right, Bangladesh did the work, West Pakistan drained the economical benefits. I won’t even mention your grammar, it’s beyond repair. We’ve still got thousands of Pakistani’s making money off of Bangladesh’s textile industry, homie if you think we’re all that bad, why don’t you stay the fuck out?

    With worrisome grief at your small minds,
    Nina.

    P.S
    BANGLADESH: The 76th richest country in the world, One of top 10 Muslim Power, has the world’s longest sea beach (Cox’s Bazar), has the biggest natural Mangrove forest (Sundarbans), the 11th Largest Bridge (Jamuna), is #1 in military investment funds in the UN, is home to one of the largest Mosques on the globe, is 27th in world exports, #1 in Ready made garments, has the #1 Ship breaking yard. On top of that, it is full of Natural Resources, and is probable to become one of the 10 superpowers by 2050.

    SUCK ON THAT Y’ ALL!

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  7. Nina Ahmed says:

    You’re all jackasses.
    Please get your facts right, Bangladesh did the work, West Pakistan drained the economical benefits. I won’t even mention your grammar, it’s beyond repair. We’ve still got thousands of Pakistani’s making money off of Bangladesh’s textile industry, homie if you think we’re all that bad, why don’t you stay the fuck out?

    With worrisome grief at your small minds,
    Nina.

    P.S
    BANGLADESH: The 76th richest country in the world, One of top 10 Muslim Power, has the world’s longest sea beach (Cox’s Bazar), has the biggest natural Mangrove forest (Sundarbans), the 11th Largest Bridge (Jamuna), is #1 in military investment funds in the UN, is home to one of the largest Mosques on the globe, is 27th in world exports, #1 in Ready made garments, has the #1 Ship breaking yard. On top of that, it is full of Natural Resources, and is probable to become one of the 10 superpowers by 2050.

    SUCK ON THAT Y’ ALL!

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  8. Bigland Boy says:

    >, and is probable to become one of the 10 superpowers by 2050.

    hahahahahahahaha…give us a break Nina…. by 2050 BEGGARdesh will be the world’s largest swimming pool!!!!

    http://technorati.com/lifestyle/green/article/bangladesh-is-sinking-due-to-global/

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  9. Nina Ahmed says:

    So will New York, supposedly, and we should be dead by 2012. What does that prove?

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  10. Majnoon Sultan Puri says:

    Nina, Pakistanis setup their industries in Bangladesh because of the generous export quota West has given to her. The textiles that are labelled “Made in Bangladesh” are Pakistani products. So you should thank Pakistanis that they cared to setup Industries in your country. The same Punjabis that you hated the most and killed them by thousands

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  11. Friends of America (Awami League Indian slave, Beggardesh) says:

    Hey guys and gals; Do you know Beggardesh is a failed nation? And soon will be destroyed by either floods or the Awami League bastards? Do you know, I want the total destruction of Beggardesh because they are enemies of ISLAM? And finally, I hope that soon Beggardesh will be a pitty memory.

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  12. Friends of America (Awami League Indian slave, Beggardesh) says:

    Everyone feel happy because today is the enslavement to India day of Beggardesh. The courageous people of India destroyed the Beggardeshis chance of freedom. Be happy that ‘the Basket Case'(c) Henry Kissinger s no longer part of Pakistan.

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